Mike Miller is the most sexy freakin nerd on the planet!

He is the most amazing actor and freakin fantastic psycho to ever grace the pages of Wacko Magazine!

Mike has held numerous jobs in the past before becoming the "Sexiest Man Alive"!
He was "Hotdog Heaven's Employee Of The Month", "Spank-a-dilly's Employee Of The Year", and "Vag-O- Matic's Honorary Licker Of The Century" For 1999, according to The Britney Spear's Lifetime Fan Club.

Mike can be seen in the Upcoming Films"
"Do It Like My Brother": A Guide To Sex In Florida"
"Space Cram"
"Bend My LEgs Like Beckam"
and the ever popular...

"Miller Lite: "Spanking the Monkey while Chugging the Beer"
Lifetime Documentary.

Mike's recent elcetice surgery went well-
We hope the implants are all he was hoping for.